Crack-Talia: RUSSIA HAS A MUSTACHE by XEPICTACOSx, literature
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Crack-Talia: RUSSIA HAS A MUSTACHE
SO ONE DAY, TACO THE AUTHOR WAS IN A PEDO BEAR SUIT ON HER UNCHARTED PLANET OF TACONONONONONOIA~! SHE WAS HAVING HER WEEKLY GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY WITH RUSSIA, FRANCE, AND ANY OTHER DAMN CHARACTERS SHE ABDUCTED IN HER DONUT SPACE SHIP. "HAY GUYS" TACO SAID BEFORE FRANCE TURNED INTO A HOT DOG AND ATE HIMSELF. "WHAT IS IT TACO?!" TACO'S FRIEND THE MINI RUSSIA IN HER HEAD ASKED. "IM GONNA WRITE A FUCKING CRACK" SO TACO RODE HER DOUBLE RAINBOW SLIDE DOWN TO HER COMPUTER AND THEN THIS HORRIBLE STORY CAME TO BE
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SO, ONE DAY AMERICA WAS DANCING IN A DOMINATRIX SUIT ON TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST UNTIL CHINA FLEW IN FROM HIS TRIP BACK FROM MARS. "HAIIIIII
My life is just one big FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- right now. Why can't i ever have my white flag and wave it too?